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The Annals of Musings & Meanderings
Created on 2003-06-01 17:14:16 (#1091431), last updated 2009-09-24
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Basic Info| Name: | A. R. M. |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1977-05-27 |
| Location: | Denver, Colorado, United States |
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basil85@hotmail.com BioHello, I am a globetrotter destitute who pretends to be a prostitute.
Mainly just pretends to be. I'm a restless spirit (not a bad year either!) who constantly suffers from getting her arse numb for being in one place for too long. I often seem to be confused when it comes to making deals with people, ie. when I was supposed to be taking part in a milk maid contest, I ended up in a job interview for a milkman's position, and just my refusal due to my gender reminded me where I should have been instead. I was only going to take part in the contest because of the benefits that the winner got, for example countless corndogs, hugs from the drop-dead-gorgeous, sponsored t-shirts from black-listed companies, my photos showing up on health campaign products, words of wisdom from anyone who considered my status as a threat to world peace, free booze in pubs, lollipops, and a status as the nipple of the nation-- which then again is a symbol of fertility, sexuality and beauty.
When there's a whip, there's a way, but I don't own a whip (though maybe I should)..
...nor do I own an umbrella, those things are just inexistent to my world. Totally obsolete. No rain no gain! I might get infected by a deadly disease from running around and snuggling up to people in the rain, maybe, but so what, I might as well step on a jellyfish that's gotten lost on the street and hit my head hard and consequently either die or be in a coma while I should be busy fighting the whirlwinds that take hats, wigs, socks and slippers from the innocent.
Mainly just pretends to be. I'm a restless spirit (not a bad year either!) who constantly suffers from getting her arse numb for being in one place for too long. I often seem to be confused when it comes to making deals with people, ie. when I was supposed to be taking part in a milk maid contest, I ended up in a job interview for a milkman's position, and just my refusal due to my gender reminded me where I should have been instead. I was only going to take part in the contest because of the benefits that the winner got, for example countless corndogs, hugs from the drop-dead-gorgeous, sponsored t-shirts from black-listed companies, my photos showing up on health campaign products, words of wisdom from anyone who considered my status as a threat to world peace, free booze in pubs, lollipops, and a status as the nipple of the nation-- which then again is a symbol of fertility, sexuality and beauty.
When there's a whip, there's a way, but I don't own a whip (though maybe I should)..
...nor do I own an umbrella, those things are just inexistent to my world. Totally obsolete. No rain no gain! I might get infected by a deadly disease from running around and snuggling up to people in the rain, maybe, but so what, I might as well step on a jellyfish that's gotten lost on the street and hit my head hard and consequently either die or be in a coma while I should be busy fighting the whirlwinds that take hats, wigs, socks and slippers from the innocent.
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asian food, astrology, astronomy, autumn, balance, black and white photography, bondage, boots, breathing, broccoli, budgies, camping, carnivale, cats, cellos, cinnamon, coffee, colorado, corsets, dancing, david lynch, double entendre, eddie izzard, energy, erotica, existentialism, eye contact, fantasy, freedom, full moons, gilmore girls, halloween, hiking, imagination, indie music, irony, jack-o-lanterns, jazz, kissing, lapis lazuli, laughter, leather, magic, monogamy, musical theatre, nick cave, open minds, orchids, pablo neruda, passionate people, pi, pie, polyamory, pumpkin patches, quirks, rainbow ceiling fans, raised eyebrows, reading, reiki, role playing, rubber ducks, rum, salvidor dali, samhain, sarcasm, scent, science fiction, scintillating conversation, sensuality, silver, sleep, spirit, stanley kubrick, surrealism, sushi, the far side, thunderstorms, toe socks, tolerance, travel, truth, vertigo comics, wine, wit, words, writing, zombies
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Schools:
Chamberlain High School - Tampa, FL (1992 - 1993)Brevard High School - Brevard, NC (1993 - 1995)
University of North Carolina at Greensboro - Greensboro, NC (1996 - 1998)
Greenville Technical College - Greenville, SC (2006 - 2008)
Metropolitan State College of Denver - Denver, CO (2009 - present)
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